Hey, my partner and I host a men's group during the day every Friday and Saturday. Please cum join us! We have a man cave, 8-person hot tub, group showers inside and out, nudity and porn playing throughout. We're both versatile and occasionally join in, but if you're looking for new faces and fresh cock, this is the place. All are welcome as long as you cum with no attitude or entitlement issues.
So another year of love just flew by and, if I don't do something quick, I'm probably going to be sleeping outside in the dog-house tomorrow night with only my tears and my mother-in-law's dogs to keep me company. Last year I learned that gifting a song strummed to the tune of 'Disco Stick' by Lady Gaga, on an out-of-tune ukulele, isn't going to cut it. Neither is a gas station wine run. Nor my tears.