favorite food: my belly button lint
favorite movie: the lizzie mcguire movie
favorite hobby: cooking meth and studying gay porn
favorite animal: ass
set goals and aspirations: to be a gay uncle and a professional sumo wrestler
past references: my crack dealer, my mother (same person)
am i good with children: good question!
i would be qualified for this job because: I'm a great person
do i have a criminal record: um i got caught stealing viagra once
am i responsible: i sure think so!
what am i looking for in a man: big feet (you know what that means;), hitler stache, domination, able to have an erection for 5+ days, able to lift more than 350 pounds (my weight), and lastly, love
what i have to offer: animalistic sacrifices, i can yodel, i can cook a mean piece of toast, my crack dealing mother, lastly my blood
I am 5'4" brown hair brown eyes 30 waist 38 chest weight 134 and well endowed I like hiking camping fishing mtn biking plants animals going out hanging out hanging with friends the movies quiet romantic dinners and evenings