Text me or call me when I'm not online, you're gonna' have to, my IM's ain't working: 1 928 379 3784
(Yes, give the app a second chance, I'm here now, and that changes everything. Everything.)
I don't care whether you and I know each other or not, text away, I'm not a fake-ass bitch with some contradicting belief about life. Let's just get that shit straight. And yes, it is a damn contradiction, alot of things are. Someone who lives just down your street could feel this or that way about life.
Nobody on this damn website is doing anything right.
Quit saying you're already in a relationship, the best is right freaking here. Yes, it's right here. Now shut up, text me, and go, "OH MY GOD!!!!! MY LOVE MY LOVE MY LOVE I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR YOU!!!!" I don't care who you think you're in the process of dating right now, lemme' repeat myself, nobody is better than me. Copeesh?
Copeesh copeesh? No, I don't care what you gotta' say, I'm the best and that's that, babe. I'm the BEST. Now SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
These business owners, all these business owners, I swear to god they better fucking reveal themselves to me, I'm so sick of their shit. I've had it up to here as of now. You're gonna' reveal the punk-ass bitch you really fucking are, hoe, I have every good reason in mind to consider you a worthless piece of fucking shit, mark my damn words, no, we're not playing guessing games, you're a PIECE OF SHIT, A PIECE OF SHIT, NO, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!! DON'T EVEN GO WHEREVER IT IS YOU WANNA' GO RIGHT NOW!! We all know wtf I'm talking about, people who read my damn profile, there ain't no mistake, this world is a piece of shit and there is a source of it all. You're damn straight there is.
Let's say I decided to tell them to speak, okay? What words do you think they could possibly come up with that I haven't already fucking heard before? Exactly. Exactly. You have my full attention, I'm all ears, and bitch according to what I'm hearing I'm not hearing anything interesting so get outta' my way.