If I don't respond to you, check the following list for a possible reason why: 1.) You may look too good to be true. (If you are 19 and some kind of hairless twink or in your early 20's and look like an adonis, I'm going to assume you're either a bot or a phishing scam. Sorry bout it.) 2.) You may have come on too strong. (If I see your balls before I see your face, you blew your chances.) 3.) You could possibly be outside of my age preference. Sorry. :( 4.) You could be too far away. :( (What am I gonna do with some dick in another hemisphere? Seriously. I make less than enough to keep the lights on, I'm traveling *nowhere.*) 5.) I don't log out, so it may show me online even though I haven't touched the site in days.
If you've read this far, try this on for size: I'm in my early 30's. I'm not trying to find a 'husband.' I'm taking life one day at a time, it brings what it brings. I have significant (non-STD) health issues that prevent me from living a totally carefree life. I'm a part-time drag queen. (No, I won't 'dress up' to fuck with you. If you wanna fuck me in full drag, you need to find someone else. Maybe someone with a vagina.) I sing live and I draw, but I do both simply for the pleasure of doing them...I won't turn them into 'jobs.' If I don't feel a connection, I'll be nice about telling you, but I won't waste my time trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. I do what I want because life is short and I for one won't be looking back on a lifetime of regret when I'm older. Dance stupid, sing off key, eat the damn cake, talk to boys that make you forget your own name.
Oh, if you're a slave to trends, don't bother. That means: If you spend double digit hours per week in crossfit, if you post more than one selfie or food pic to instagram per day, if you have ever or are currently 'juicing', if you have ever described your diet as 'paleo', if you list a profile interest as 'outdoors' but haven't worn hiking boots for their intended purpose in the last month, if you can't get through a conversation without referencing your fandom of choice at least once (I'm looking at you, whovians.), if you spout of leftist propaganda without being able to list a single accomplishment of your politician of choice from the last two years, if you detest anything for being 'mainstream', if you have ever questioned why transmen want to be included in the gay male community, if you have ever argued that the assumption of privilege (due to you being a white male) is a legitimate prejudice, if you cannot be honest about whether you are after sex, friendship or romance. (All of those things are fine, just let me know what gear I'm driving in.)
If any of these apply to you, save us both the trouble and just move on now.
To answer frequently asked questions: Q. There are gay clubs in Alaska? A. Yes. But not where I live. I 'perform' intermittently, usually as an emcee at non-drag events.
Q. So what's (medically) wrong with you? A. Unless you're a registered organ donor, it's not your business. ;) And no, you'll never be able to tell just from looking at me.
Q. That's a long list of requirements. A little conceited, are we? A. Nope, I've just been around and know what I *DON'T* want to deal with *again.* Sorry if the shoe fits.
Q. So...you do drag? Are you also trans? A. Nope. The two aren't related, by the way.
Q. Pic? A. What do I look like, Falcon Studios? pornmd.com, go get your smut fix. You will *never* get a pic of my cock/ass/body. As in "ever."
If I respond to your IM and use emoticons way too much, it's probably a fair sign that I'm into you and just have nothing to say that won't make me sound ridiculous. If I respond to your IM once and then not again, chances are that I was initially being polite, but I'm not interested for whatever reason.
Ask me about:
Systematically disassembling the heteronormative patriarchy. And tacos.
Kinds of guys I'm looking for:
Guys around my own age. I value honesty, loyalty and affection above all things. I tend to like guys on the feminine side that can communicate well. Someone that can have a good time at a bonfire, barbeque, community event, party or just at home on the couch with netflix. I tend to go for guys on the slimmer side, but it isn't by any means a requirement. I'm not looking for 'perfect.' I have my share of flaws, I'm looking for a real human being.