Im a class one asshole. So let's talk about what you think about the world and what fun is, etc. I like to have fun, but don't confuse that with stupidity. I really was hoping not to have a snarky, bitchy "about me" section. Oh well; I'll try again sometime. I'm a philosopher at heart with a philosopher's bank account. My favorite TV show is To Catch a Predator, boys. I'm not gay but not completely straight either?? So I'm bi, don't judge. Unapologetically Southern by the grace of God.
*Not getting messages rn for some reason unless you messaged me recently. Not ignoring you. Wtf though, this is broke af*
Ask me about:
Ask me about me? That makes sense right? That would go well. Enticing things should go here where I talk about you getting to know my brain and my hobbies, talents, and desires (mostly non-sexual). If you really have to, ask me about something that interests you. Ask me about life, ask me about the herbiage I like, whatever.
How you can kik me!
Kinds of guys I'm looking for:
I like guys who don't smell bad. What else? Cute, funny, white, ones that at least try to take care of themselves or at least have a good time at the bar. 19-35 years old. Experience is sometimes the best teacher. Soft spot for gingers and other blonds. But everybody cool with me. I also enjoy readers and people who aren't afraid of going out into nature. Masc or fem, I appreciate both - but pick one and don't be confusing me.
No profile pic? No thanks!