-What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in any of this shit?
-What did one condom say to the other? Let's get outta the street to the gay bar and get shit-faced
-How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. But as long as there is plenty of lube and he is REALLY careful
-He is such a princess that he needs his own Disney movie
One thing I have learned from guys on this website - you can't teach another person sense of humor; either he has it or he doesn't.
Ask me about:
Do NOT ask me:
-about things that are already stated in this profile. They are there for a reason...
-about any personal questions. I don't know you that well yet to share.
-to "tell me about yourself".. If you REALLY want to know about me, reading my "About me" section above will be a VERY good start.
Don't be a cyber space size-queen. In this time and age, seeing in person is believing. Internet measurement means as much as fart. Don't get excited about some random numbers thrown in the cyber space.
-"what are you up to?"
Usually I am up to 5' 8" if not in my tall-people shoes.
If I tell you, you will have to sit on it.
-"what are you looking for?"
Did I lose something?
-"do you have any more pictures?"
I do. But if I wanted to share, you would have seen them already.
-to cyber sex with you.
If I don't get to touch and feel it, I won't get excited. If it's not win-win, why bother?
-to "show your cock."
I have many cock pictures on Google; just type in 'male chicken' in the image search box. Pick one you like the most.
Kinds of guys I'm looking for:
- Gay ones. Not straight, not bisexuals, 100% Gays. I don't mind if you are in the closet. There is, however, only this much room for development in ANY closet. "Those Who Mind Don’t Matter, and Those Who Matter Don’t Mind." If you can't even be with yourself, no one can be with you. Just saying.
- Singles. If you are in an open relationship and are out and about finding a playmate, more power to you but count me out. I am not that kind of multi-tasker.
- Be in good shape or health. I am not talking about being a fitness model or an underwear model. I suspect there are many who'd think Jabba the Hutt is attractive.