Just ask if'n ya wanna know. It's chat, fer crying' out loud.
Ask me about:
“Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.” Please try that, rather than say "hello" and then expect me to entertain you. I don't have that many jokes and they're old anyway.