Ummmmmmmmm I can't burp. What makes me special? I'm like a chill lesbian, or something. Everyone say they're chill, but just stop now. You're not ; stop lying. I'm really nice I swear. But I'm also a cynical asshole. I take nothing seriously, hope to keep my boyish charm awkwardly well into my 40s. I'm a stoner, that's a need to know thing.