Whaddup Moonpie; Lil ole ladies ought never to clank; Always learn the 3 R's in school...Reading, Riting and Rooster Insemination; Not a snowball's chance in a catscanner; I'm leaving for lunch now because I have to ship my pants; One has to negotiate a labyrinth of social nonsense to get fed here; I'm not crazy my mother had me tested. Now get off your gas and grill.
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Today's all burnt toast runnin late and dad jokes has anyone seen my left shoe. Close my eyes take a bite grab a ride laugh out loud there it is up on the roof.
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