Please contact Jon Stewart and ask him nicely to return to television to provide his unique perspective concerning the orange monster. :)Whaddup Moonpie; Lil ole ladies ought never to clank; Always learn the 3 R's in school...Reading, Riting and Rooster Insemination; Not a snowball's chance in a catscanner; I'm leaving for lunch now because I have to ship my pants; One has to negotiate a labyrinth of social nonsense to get fed here; I'm not crazy my mother had me tested. Now get off your gas and grill.
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