I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. I am a confident, attractive & comedic person.
I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job.
I spend a lot of time thinking about: When will the world get male birth control pills? What if the hokey poke is what it’s all about? How to make more desserts on the BBQ. If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like? Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor?
If you wanna know more, you're gonna have to ask me out on a coffee date!
Ask me about:
Travel, tennis, scuba, finance
Kinds of guys I'm looking for:
I am looking for an Ernie...Burt annoys me. looking for somewhere between a thrill-seeker and a couch potato. He won’t get aggravated when I lead us 200 miles in the wrong direction, and will laugh when I say something unintentionally stupid. Id like to get back to the gym on a regular basis and it would be cool if you were my spotter at the gym, and in life. At the end of the day, I am just hoping to meet a guy who can discuss the world around him, and then laugh together watching Dumb & Dumber.