I am an Attorney, Author, Advocate, Atheist, empathic critical thinker, and more.
Ask me about:
Among other pertinent questions, perhaps you could ask me why I shot the sheriff, but didn't shoot the deputy.
Kinds of guys I'm looking for:
Long-term dating only. With that noted, I'd strongly prefer: Masculine, handsome, funny, intelligent, empathetic, kind, fun, sane, fit, goal-oriented, inquisitive, social, travel-minded, truthful, sincere, committed.
1) Progressive Bowel Movements--oops, wipe away and change the messily inserted 'bowel' squeezed before 'movements' at the end;
2) Whore or Bullcrap Gays--whoops, that time, I meant to type 'Horrible Craps Games';
3) Ms. Tori Spelling--whoa, definitely wrong again, for I had attempted to list two separate interests, but delivered conjoined interests resulting from the irresponsibly aborted use of a protective comma between newborn and stillborn 'Mystery' and 'Spelling'; and . . . well, let's stop here, shall we?!
LOL ... or maybe not. Not.