Whether he's shopping for Andrew Christian underwear, energizing Air New Zealand's in-flight safety video, or just trying to stay still for 60 seconds, Richard Simmons is always good for an awkward laugh.
Describing him as an "androgynous Captain Morgan with blonde hair," TMZ shared this photo of the flamboyant fitness fanatic hitting the streets of L.A. in a wig, lipstick, and a head-to-toe look that they couldn't explain.
Where do you think Richard was heading? In other words, at which event would this red madness be appropriate besides Comic-Con or the RuPaul's Drag Race finale taping?
Perhaps TMZ's cheeky headline sums it up best: "But, Pirate?"