When you're a wealthy, hunky British soccer star-slash-underwear model married to Posh Spice you can apparenly get away with streaking, trespassing and traffic violations, as you will soon see in the ad below.
Perennial lust object, David Beckham teamed up with Madonna's ex, action director Guy Ritchie, to create a very wet and very naked advertisement for Beckham's bubble butt.
Or maybe it's an advert for Beckham's H&M underwear. Either way, do you really care?
Now enjoy the next minute and a half as you get to watch Beck's tattooed bod run around half-nekkid in a neighborhood that most people only get to see while on a celebrity tour.