Unicorns Come From Hell, Will Bang Your Wife

You may think unicorns are all magical and innocent — like a Lisa Frank binder — but Cyanide Ice Cream is here to tell you that the one-horned demon beasts actually come from Hell and are ready to wreck your world, Nazi-metal style!!

Between showing you a unicorn autopsy and sharing the 10 worst unicorn tattoos, it seems like we're really doing our best to destroy unicorns' cute and loveable image.

You're welcome.