Ever found yourself fantasizing about what's in Taylor Lautner's pants?
As first reported by The Wrap, the 21-year-old Twilight hunk goes big in tonight's starry live reading of Boogie Nights as Dirk Diggler, the infamously well-endowed porn star played by Mark Wahlberg in the 1997 classic.
Director Jason Reitman, who revealed the casting on Twitter, will host the event at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. Arrested Development's Mae Whitman will play the Rollergirl to Jawbreaker's Judy Greer's Amber Waves. Other participants include Nick Kroll, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash.
Before you start trying to sell a kidney for a scalped ticket to the event, please note that Taylor, who gave one of last year's best shirtless performances, is expected to remain fully clothed throughout the evening.