Shirtless Batman Sighting at Ohio Wal-Mart

This just in: Batman was spotted fighting crime on Main Street in Columbus, Ohio. Wait. Never mind, that’s just Dennis Roady running around in Batman underwear he purchased moments before at the local Wal-Mart.

In the viral video below, Roady can be observed running, prancing, and even dancing in nothing but a mask, a cape, and his Batman briefs. Those who happened to witness Roady’s antics had mixed reactions: Some blushed, some giggled, and some told him to “back the fuck up.”

Whatever your thoughts on Roady’s behavior, you have to give the man props for baring it all in 29 degree weather with snow flurries.