Proof That SpongeBob SquarePants Might Not Be Gay After All

Children's cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants has been labeled as gay or asexual, but the filthy folks at Wood Rocket prefer to imagine him as a horny, yellow-blooded heterosexual man.

In SpongeKnob SquareNuts, the latest XXX title from celebrated parody porn director Lee Roy Myers, our hero lives along in a vibrator under the sea and longs for a sponge baby. Enter edgy porn starlet Skin Diamond, who's quick to service SpongeKnob's very human-looking flesh-colored penis.

"If weird yellow sex is something you lust," this is the blue movie for you.

Watch the unsettling PG trailer below.