Get ready to cross your legs and wince in 3... 2...
As reported by Manolith, a new study published by urology journal BJU International reveals that 17,616 patients went to the emergency room between 2002 and 2010 with zipper-related genital injuries — and "the penis was almost always the only genital organ involved."
Worse still, zipper injuries accounted for nearly one-fifth of all penile injuries and were the most frequent cause of penile injuries in adults. We don't even want to think about the other causes! Ugh, why are pants so damn difficult?
How many times have you gotten your willy zipped?