Leave it to openly gay anchorman Anderson Cooper to share a recipe for Unicorn Poop cookies on his blog. We bet he eats them during commercial breaks at CNN, which would explain his unsinkably cheery demeanor.
The cookies are surprisingly easy to make and look even better when decorated with edible sparkledust, sugar stars and silver pearls — let your imagination lead the way! Then, when they come out hot from the oven, you can enjoy the ironic poop-tarts while watching some My Little Pony or revisiting our past posts on Nazi unicorns, unicorn autopsies and horrible unicorn tattoos. Party on, sparkleponies!
Below, watch Stacy London make Anderson eat one.