MTV's Jersey Shore may be all washed up, but those hard-partying Italian-American stereotypes may soon return to reality television — with a gay twist.
Do you fist pump on the dance floor to Lady Gaga and Madonna? Summer shares in Asbury Park? Are you and your friends always causing a #situGAYtion?
A major television company is searching for GLBT guidos and guidettes who have over the top dynamic personalities and strongly identify with their Italian American heritage for an unscripted television series now in development.
If you fit this description and know what the hell a situGAYtion is, email email@example.com with a brief letter of interest and a recent photo.
For inspiration, revisit the G-rated preview of the notorious Jersey Shore gay XXX spoof, Jersey Score.