Download Our Sexy Gay Valentine's Day Cards

Remember simpler times when Valentine's Day was all about those little heart-shaped cards stuffed in your makeshift classroom mailbox? Four for you — you go, Glen Coco!

Sure, we'll gladly take the Godivas, fancy dinner, and the extra-wild V-Day sex, but Gay.net's art team has gone old-school with corny Valentine's Day cards for your nostalgic pleasure — updated for your modern gay lifestyle with shirtless dudes and double entendre. 

Here's the deal:

1. Download the high-res PDF to your desktop and open.

2. Click on the "To" and "From" lines and type in the appropriate names.

3. Email the card to a special gay someone.

For an even older-school experience, print the image, cut along the dotted line, and start handing out hard copies.

Don't be stupid, Cupid — download all five Valentines on the following pages.

Download: "I'll be your cherry on top!"

Download: "I can't bear to be without you!"

Download: "You're a knockout!"

Download: "I've got a heart on for you!"

Download: "You rode into my heart!"