While the original Transformers may have been masters of disguising their forms, they weren’t always the best at keeping their same-cybertionian tendencies a secret.
Here are 10 of our favorite interactions from the ‘80s animated series that proved there was more to the relationships of the Autobots and Decepticons than meets the eye.
10.) That time Starscream proved he was the most fabulous Decepticon of all.
9.) That time when Hound gave Spike a sensual massage.
8.) That time Skyfire and Sideswipe reenacted “It’s Raining Men” by the Weather Girls.
7.) That time Gears and Starscream choreographed their own routine to the gay club classic
“You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)” by Dead or Alive.
6.) That time Megatron proved he could “Sissy That Walk.”
5.) That time Cliffjumper made it clear he was a bottom…
And then he and Mirage slyly rolled off-camera for some alone time while Ratchet moved in to watch.
4.) That time Shockwave took Starscream for a long ride home.
3.) That time the Decepticons proved they could Shablam as well as any drag queen.
2.) That time Optimus Prime "helped" Megatron transform.
1.) That time Rumble decided a hips-to-mouth attack was the best way to take down Skywarp.